|JAMES IS HOME...for less than 48 hours.|
|Bode waving good bye to his best bro, MDV. Matt regularly stops by our house 3-4 times a week on his way home from work just to hang out with Bode for 10 minutes. He says it makes him happy. How cool is that?|
|Monthly goals are ON. Getting there...thanks to the help of Krystal who babysat for a couple of hours this morning. Hey, I didn't say WHO was getting the goals done...I just said they'd get done.|
|Got the Snapchat from Montoya today. I have no idea what it means or where he took it. He continues to be a mystery.|
|This is what Jonah got from his dentist appointment with Paul Johnson (CFNE member for, like, everrrr).|
|Bode has no excuse for this.|
|Jonah's brown bag today. Of course, he forgot it so I had to personally bring it in and give it to the front desk women at his school. I thought, for sure, they'd call me back in to take it home.|
"on thongs - I was out and about all day. I peed many times, as I am now drinking a gallon of water a day. Got home, changed to make dinner since I always stain my shirts and noticed my thong was on backwards. WTF? how could I have not noticed that earlier."
I almost wish I could say I've been there before, but I can't. I have a story that could top that, but believe it or not, I have to keep some stuff to myself.
Anywhooo. On the way home from picking Maya up from Nobles today, we had one of the greatest conversations of all time go down in our car.
Keep an open mind. Maya knows I'm posting this. I'm just hoping that no one from her school ever, everrrr reads this blog post.
Maya: Mom, I don't have my period now, but I'm going to need more pads for next month.
Jonah: WHAT!?! YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD!?!
Maya: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Jonah: BAHAHAHA!!! What's that? Huh? Huh?
Maya: IT'S WHEN BLOOD COMES OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!
Jonah: But, why's it going to happen again?
Heather: This may be my proudest moment as a parent.
Complete wet-your-pants-laughter for the next 3 minutes.